Oooh, here's another one I just remembered!
What's green and has wheels?
*whispers* You're supposed to say, "I don't know."
~Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.
ROFL.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
~There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Oh my gahhh.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than
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