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5 questions from my own pet angel metatron_tm

Mar 29, 2004 11:43

1. The image of you in red, little cloven hoofs, horns, pitchfork and dinky tail. Why? Really?Not actually my fault. You can blame your friend Baphomet for that. Partially. Goat boy, with all his free loving and pleasure seeking ways, made people associate the Devil and demons with goats. I just took the image and added the pitchfork. It's good for ( Read more... )

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metatron_tm March 28 2004, 18:10:11 UTC

3. Liar. And not a convincing one at that.

Ask away.

metatron_tm March 28 2004, 18:25:01 UTC

And for the record: I am not your pet angel.

bringerof_light March 28 2004, 18:45:27 UTC

Yes, you are. Maybe I should put a collar on you. I'm sure you'd look lovely.

1) Who's your favourite person here?
2) If it had been your choice after the War what was to be done with myself and my followers, what would you have done?
3) What's your favourite sin and why?
4) Do you ever think about that garden and wish you were still there just so I could touch you again?
5) Name a flower. Any flower.

...And I'm not a liar.

metatron_tm March 28 2004, 19:09:45 UTC

Oh. My sides split.

If you did I'd damn well find a way to piss up your leg.

Here.

Oh. Lyng about lying. The irony. Somebody, please...

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e_rayne March 28 2004, 18:11:45 UTC

...My my. We do have an assortment here.

I'll answer your questions. I'm interested to know what you would ask. As long as, that is, there is no catch and small print signing my soul away. But don't you already have that?

bringerof_light March 28 2004, 19:03:11 UTC

Your soul is in good bad hands, Ethan, not to worry.

1) Are you really attracted to that British man with the glasses and the stammer? If so, why? There really is no accounting for a monkey's taste.
2) What do you have nightmares about?
3) If you could rule the world, what would you change about it?
4) What do you desire above all else?
5) What's the best sensation you've ever felt?

Remember, I know when someone's lying. Be truthful.

e_rayne March 28 2004, 19:17:47 UTC

Why should I tell the truth?

Voila.

mal_dasheng March 28 2004, 18:37:46 UTC

I could go for some questions.

bringerof_light March 28 2004, 18:59:37 UTC

1) How much do you think your soul is worth?
2) How much do you think a talking monkey's human's life is worth?
3) What's the worst thing you've ever done?
4) What would you sell your soul for? Just out of curiosity.
5) Are you afraid of dying?

mal_dasheng March 28 2004, 19:31:35 UTC

Answered them here.

pixie_viscera March 28 2004, 19:20:12 UTC

...Please?

bringerof_light March 28 2004, 19:29:30 UTC

1) Who and what are your visions about?
2) What do you long for?
3) Do you wish you could be human? Why or why not?
4) Who would you really like to kill?
5) Tell me a lovely story, my dear. About the last time you went hunting.

pixie_viscera March 30 2004, 17:48:14 UTC

Thank you, sweet Lucy.

alan_shore March 28 2004, 19:45:44 UTC

This looks like fun.

bringerof_light March 28 2004, 20:20:07 UTC

Does it now?

1) What would you sell your soul for? Professional curiosity.
2) Do you think helping guilty criminals escape punishment will earn you a place in Heaven or Hell?
3) What do you prize more highly: material posessions or spiritual health? Why?
4) Would you rather be a slave in Heaven or the ruler in Hell? Why?
5) Ever considered selling your soul? I offer fantastic deals.