Leader or FollowerThere's one person/being/entity/leader I follow, and that's God. He who Is. You know the one. Except, unlike some people, I'm not just using His name ( Read more... )

Well, ignoring for one thing that I cannot actually have children due the the ever-present state of anatomic impairment... Et cetera et cetera, all of humanity as God's children ( Read more... )

Do you not think, perhaps, my job, my function, my entire existence would be rather pointless if I didn't ( Read more... )

A-N-G-E-L. I hate when you need it spelt out for you.

I don't need money.

Fame? Well it would be nicer if turning up in a pillar of flame left people doing something other than staring blankly or screaming. It would also be nice if, as the Voice of God, the representative, middle-man, go between, people would recognise me or have at least heard ( Read more... )

Weapon? I'm a bloody angel. And not the flaming sword variety, either.

I don't have a weapon and I don't need a weapon.

Unless you count biting sarcasm.

I'm a bloody angel, what have I got to be jealous of?

It's not like some people think. We angels aren't loved any less than people are- or any more, for that matter. And that's just as it should be.

And why would I want to be human anyway? You have puberty, for God's sake. Sex? Don't make me laugh. The two things I do envy you are alcohol and ( Read more... )

YHWH knows these are about as inapplicable as they could be ( Read more... )

I don't have the choice. I'm an angel. A seraphim, for all those who know something other than those bloody Heston movies. When I was created, death didn't exist. God was first, then Lucifer, then all the seraphim after him and the lower choirs. I was one of the first and since I first opened my eyes I've seen... countless millions of lives of all ( Read more... )

Commitment? You're asking the angel who followed his God through angelic rebellion, gods-awful (no pun intended) messages, floods, famines and dead firstborn ( Read more... )

And here I was thinking you'd ask us our favourite flavour of icecream. I suppose this question is passable. I often wonder why I even bother though... bloody humans.

What do I regret losing... Well, Paradise Entire. Heaven is still Heaven of course. Couldn't be anything else. But there is the small matter of the... misguided souls who, due to ( Read more... )