What makes you jealous and how do you deal with it?

[metatron_tm]

I'm a bloody angel, what have I got to be jealous of?

It's not like some people think. We angels aren't loved any less than people are- or any more, for that matter. And that's just as it should be.

And why would I want to be human anyway? You have puberty, for God's sake. Sex? Don't make me laugh. The two things I do envy you are alcohol and

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[anya_c_jenkins]

Being human is highly overrated.

[metatron_tm]

Tell me about it.

Or don't. You don't want to know how many times I've heard it said.

[anya_c_jenkins]

Then I won't bore you with the details.

Would God be mad if I was a priestess of Strife? And what's his take on chaos magic?

[metatron_tm]

*sighs*

Chaos magic itself is... no worse than any other. It's the use some put it to that's debateable.

You do realise that Strife is exactly that? God of discord and aggravation?

[pixie_viscera]

Bunnies have been asking for you, dearest angel.

[metatron_tm]

How have they been?

[pixie_viscera]

Lonely. They miss you.

[metatron_tm]

Have all the kittens gone?

[jon_r_meyers]

What's wrong with sex?

*teasing*

[metatron_tm]

What's right with it?

[jon_r_meyers]

Well, it feels good.

[metatron_tm]

Other things feel good too and look less stupid.

[littlebitobliss]

The little cherub appears in a burst of blue sparkles, "I'z likes youz happys. Missedid youz Mr. Met."

[metatron_tm]

The angel blinks. "Bliss?"

[littlebitobliss]

Nods his head a whole lot, blonde ringlets bouncing every where.

[metatron_tm]

"Did I miss something?"