All right, now that I'm not constantly being shoved into a bitch's closet, let's try this again.

Name's Bad Ass Freakin' Overlord Zetta, bitches, and I think it's high time I made a few things clear.

1.  No book puns.  I'm sick of the damn book puns.  It's not funny.  I've heard it all before.  Keep 'em to yourself.
2.  On that note, yes I am a book ( Read more... )

DAMMIT, ASSHAT, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!  Do you think this is FUNNY?!  Some kind of JOKE?!  "Play nice..."   Yeah right!  Putting in me in a shithole of a human world...  Next time I see you, I'm beating the ever loving crap out of you.

And you...  What the hell kind of vassals are you?!  I don't even know if you're here, but you better be glad if you ( Read more... )