OH MAH GAWD!  I just got back from orientation on Wednesday, and I am so pumped to go to school!  I absolutely loved it!  The campus is huge, but it's so pretty, and everyone was wicked friendly!   My room mate's name is Becca..  She's from Alabama.  We're on the 14th floor.. the dorm is right across the street from the stadium and all the ( Read more... )

Oh man.. some RiDiCULUZ stuff has been happening lately.  People are so funny!

* Team DEC, FlipCup campions of the world * 16! * where are the strippers?! * You stupid crazy fucked up bitch I LOVE YOU! * who wants a smoooooooothy?! * Wha-- I-- Hu-- RUN! * I really hope that isn't blood.. * double fisting * It would be wicked pissa if you would ( Read more... )

Summer.  Oh, summer..  What better time is there than this to turn your life into your very own personal soap opera?  I mean, seriously, think about it.  No one does anything important in the summer.  All your time is used on partying, hanging out, and spending time with friends.  All that time together inevitably leads to hook ups, break ups, ( Read more... )

( Mug shots and such )

For some reason, people seem to think I'm retarded, and that I can't tell when they are making fun of me.  I don't understand why.  I must give off a really naive vibe or something.  Whatever.

I really can't wait to leave for school.  I was nervous a few days ago, but then I started thinking about how crappy the majority of people are around here, ( Read more... )

3 days left of school, then summer. i'm so excited. there are so many ( things I love about summer )

You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.

Exciting
100%
Wet
75%
Soft
75%
Sweet
75%
Violent
63%
Hot
50%
Shy
25%
Awkward
13%
What is your sexual style?
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( I think we all have a little emo in us.. )

The moon hangs like the blade of an axe tonight,
and it's poised to drop sometime soon enough
on this dump truck where I lie mixed up with the morning's trash.
There's a piece of glass sticking in my back and tar covering my mouth.
But it's okay cause I'm still breathing and my hands are free of the heap.
And I think that I see that big blade falling.
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Dear Kevin H.,

I believe I speak for everyone when I say this.  You are now my favorite person, even though I ended up beefing, and am still sick, 12 hours later.  It was undoubtedly worth it.  Thank you.

Love,

Elise, creator of all amazing things gravity