Jesus.

[brisk1333]

Oprah: What would you be doing, Nicole? You've been acting since you were 14. Did you ever have another job?

Nicole: I worked as an usherette for a while. And I was a masseuse. But not that kind of a masseuse. Not a -- not a "sexy" masseuse -- a masseuse.

Oprah: Okay. So, I want you to be honest with me. You [massaged] all kinds of bodies, right?

Comments

[enchantedmana]

even the skinniest of girls have cellulite, stretch marks and so forth. Just because someone is thin doesnt mean shit. That and i know bigger girls with better skin than thin girls. Go figure. YOu are beautiful inside and out. its the inside tho that gives you that sex appeal and why people like you. lol someones cellulite doesnt matter.

[brisk1333]

Aww, thank you. You're a fantastic person inside and out too, Nicole, even if you're one of those people with --gasp-- cellulite! ;)
I posted that excerpt mainly because it's amusing and kind of sad that the most powerful woman in the world finds it important to confirm that one of the most beautiful women in the world is, in fact, pretty shallow. Like you said, almost all women regardless of size or fatness have cellulite. Way to be alienate your audience, Oprah!

uh...

[anonymous]

nicole kidman is fugly.

-clare

Re: uh...

[brisk1333]

Really? I think she's pretty, but DAMN -- from what I've seen in interviews, she doesn't know when to stop acting. That, and she's a bit dumb.

[enchantedmana]

thus the reason i hate harpo

[brisk1333]

Me too, but I still feel compelled to watch it. :( Shame!