Welcome to my new/old journal! I didn't delete the posts below because 1. I forgot they were here, and 2. some of them are funny. However, I didn't read all of them so I apologize for potentially inflammatory content.

And now, I will recommend something for you to eat. You should eat Nature's Path Organic OPTIMUM POWER BREAKFAST (emphasis not ( Read more... )

Hi! I'm back!

Legal eagle. It's time for booze. What what.

I like having an internet journal but I hate writing in it. Boooo.

Has anyone else fallen prey to the addictiveness of the CW network? Sososo shitty, yet I can't stop watching it.

Give me ideas for entries. Next job for Finny: topical blogger. Yessss.

I don't have a lot of time here because I'm packing to move out, but I just wanted to let all of you know that David is COMING HOME WITH ME FOR ONE WEEK, the last 4 digits of my home phone number have been changed from 7008 to 7760, and that I won't be online much anymore so you should call me if you want to do anything, especially this week ( Read more... )

Oprah: What would you be doing, Nicole? You've been acting since you were 14. Did you ever have another job?

Nicole: I worked as an usherette for a while. And I was a masseuse. But not that kind of a masseuse. Not a -- not a "sexy" masseuse -- a masseuse.

Oprah: Okay. So, I want you to be honest with me. You [massaged] all kinds of bodies, right?

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My roommate is listening to some hip-hoppy gospel praise shit and I want to start spitting. Sometimes I sing along to freak her out because it's so atypical of me to know this kind of "music". What's my secret? The lyrics are so fucking predictable I can sing along with virtually no problem. It's a little game of mine. What rhymes with "he saved ( Read more... )

I'm listening to Johnny Cash, and I don't listen to Johnny Cash because it reminds me of my papa. I remember him sitting in the dark with a cold can of Old Style, tapping his cowboy boots and telling me, "Meghan, music just isn't made like this anymore". My papa physically reacted to music; he didn't just listen to it, but he absorbed it. Sometimes ( Read more... )

Dear fat girls on myspace,

You're not "average". The average American woman is fat, but they're asking for your body type (thus why "athletic" is an option). I understand that the fat options such as "a little extra baggage" and "more to love!" assume that you're incapable of listing a description of your body without wanting to make it sound as if ( Read more... )

I'm envious of bloggers who write witty, provocative, interesting posts that actually follow a coherent line of thinking. My livejournal is neither themed nor a means of communicating any important information about my life, so I guess there's a reason why all of my entries are "I like blank and I'm gonna go blank now and my relationship is great ( Read more... )

When I hear derrogatory comments made about "privileged white liberals" I get offended. Why? 1.) I'm not white. 2.) I'm not privileged. Whaaaat?! It scares me that I identify myself with that group. Not that there's anything intrinsically wrong with privileged white liberals, but I'm not one of them. Am I longing to be? Am I just another type of ( Read more... )