I hate school. I'm almost done with this paper right here, but I hate it. I don't know why I'm even here. I want to be a make up artist ( Read more... )

I have a big sty on my left eyelid and a sporadic vag pain. as;dlfkjas;dflkajsdf;lkasjdf;lasjdf;laskjfd I want to dieeeee.
By the way, where's my i.d.? I'M SO HUNGRY. I NEED MY I.D.

Another survey, wedding stuff, etc. Four jobs you have had in your life:
1. Flute pimp.
2. Cafeteria lunch lady.
3. File clerk/number cruncher for Vitner's.
4. Maid/file ( Read more... )

I have a confession to make.

I just don't feel right about trees. This doesn't mean that I want to hump them, or chop them down, or live in them, it's just that  every time someone says, "Check out that beautiful tree!" I generally look at it and think Now what am I supposed to say? This doesn't look any freaking different to me than any other tree ( Read more... )

Q: WHOS THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
A: I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE MY PHONE IS BROKEN.

Q: WHATS YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
A: Uh, the Nokia one.

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: Getting ready for bed. Probably brushing my hair or putting lotion on my feet, haha.

Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY ( Read more... )

I've lost like 10 pounds so far this semester and I don't know why. Whatever, I'm not complaining.

Mmm, cold and windy. This is delicious.

Tonight I'm watching the Neils movie and then, if not playing bingo, watching Conan because he is rumored to have Steven Colbert and Sarah Vowell as guests. If this is true, I will crap my pants. No, really.

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My back hurts like hell. I am so tight that I'm slumped over.

( Survey from Clare... )

So... my mom has this theory that since she's turning fifty and I'm turning twenty-one this year, we should get tattoos to commemorate the occassion. At first I was adamantly opposed (especially when she suggested -- the horrors-- matching tattoos) but now I think it's a swell idea. I've been wanting one, so what better excuse do I have?

Anyways, ( Read more... )

I just read a bunch of entries from my old journal. I've always scoffed at the "old" Meghan, reduced her to some sort of mythical being who gets tricked into creating her own demise. I thought myself a stupid, naive Icarus who tries to get close to the beautiful, the lovely, the divine, and lets it ruin her ( Read more... )

I slipped a disc in my back last week. I fell and my lowest vertebrae slipped a bit to the anterior, meaning that 1.) I was in terrible pain and 2.) couldn't walk more than 20 steps. I finally went to the E.R. and got some muscle relaxers/anti-inflammatory stuff, but I might have to get an MRI if it doesn't get better. Oh, and I also missed a week ( Read more... )

Some of these are crude/offensive, some are just plain funny ( Read more... )