For those of you who don't know... Monte and I are back together again. I'm happy because this time it's going to work. We're going to work hard at it ( Read more... )

I was in disguise last night as dr_wu002. He paid me $100 to dress like him, pretend that I'm him, and go to his friend AMy's birthday party. Everyone was fooled from his own girlfriend to that dumbfuck ex-boyfriend of mine, Monte Montebello, who spent about 3 hours mastrubating in the bathroom. I wish he got caught. Had I not been dressed as a man, I ( Read more... )

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I just want to get something straight here. I am part machine.
I didn't choose this, I just am. Some people have bullshitted about me. Like Monte montebello67 and beotch Amy discoterrorist. They fucked with me btu I’ll tell you the story of how I become a robot-himan ( Read more... )

I broke up with Monte montebello67 a while ago, but let me tell you about that useless fuck’s mother. When he told me about her it was like a punch to the gut when my future-husband described his mother to me: Typical middle-American useless piece of shit. Diagnosed with any "new, cool, interesting" mental illness that made its way into the newspapers, she ( Read more... )

Last night was the worst night of my life. Monte montebello67 was over when he shouldn’t have been, except this time he invited Amy discoterrorist . She brought over some MDHM shit, some “pure e” as she called it. Fuck, I shouldn’t have taken any of it - especially with Monte, or Monte’s girl (I don’t even think they’re dating anymore, she’s dating someone else). It got ( Read more... )

Listen to this story. Yesterday, at the zoo I work at in San Francisco, we had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What was he to do? There was no male of this species available ( Read more... )

I KNOW THAT IT'S KINDA POINTLESS FOR ME TO GO ON THESE RAMPAGES BUT HE/SHE STOLE MY IDENTITY!!! THEY'RE EITHER OBSESSED OR IDIOTIC!! GOD!! WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE YOU STUPID MORON INSTEAD OF STEALING MINE!!! AND THIS IS TO END MASTER AND J-MASTER: STOP ACCUSING ME OF MESSING UP YOUR FREAKIN STORIES!!!!!!!!! I NEVER TOUCHED THEM AND NEVER WILL ( Read more... )

I wonder why I never get invited to brunch on Sunday. i'm getting so fat lately. Gross. I once was quite a 'hottie" but I am so frumpy now. Bad choice in men. Maybe next weekend, I'll be dragged out. It's worth coming out to see. I thought about Montebello and some of the fun things we used to do. I will need to get his permission to publish ( Read more... )

MY journal is normally friends only, but I've decided to make this public to see if anyone can help me ( Read more... )