I've been having so many strange dreams lately. Dreams are cool: you can do whatever you want and no-one can say a word about it. You want to set fire to the Queen's hair? Fine. You want to drive very fast and run over your boss? Excellent. You want to decapitate someone and use their headless body as a spaceship? What an interesting idea ( Read more... )

Italy won. I won 80 quid and jumped in a Trafalgar Square fountain naked (photos to come).
Last night was a good night!

See Shakira at her very best in this video!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731<\link>

My phone has just been stolen...two days after my house got broken into (AGAIN!).
Yippee!
I have no-one's number: if you need to contact me my home phone is 02079788859.

Can you e-mail me your numbers please?

Thank you

Decidedly Perverted
You are 26% pure!


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All enjoyable things in life are ether:

ILLEGAL
IMMORAL or
FATTENING

I do drugs, speak openly about my sexual habits and love to eat burgers after a night of drinking!

Any other suggestions?
I need to have fun!

In 1989, Kristian Wilson of Nintendo Inc. declared:

"Video-games don't influence children. I mean, if Pac-Man had influenced our generation, we would all be jumping around dark rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

This is the last thin I will ever do with my office PC.
Tomorrow I'm off to Cork, then to Italy. I'll be back in May.

Yesterday I returned back from a brief holiday in Italy and discovered someone had broken into my house and took my laptop plus some other less valuable items!
I spent the rest of the afternoon with the police who asked me questions and took prints from the house. plug_in_babe is checking eBay for me to see if the thief is trying to sell it on-line. Thank you ( Read more... )