Whatever happened to my livejournal ( Read more... )

"Miss Carpenter. Please. I know my business," the young man said. "You just keep your eyes open for any bananafish. This is a perfect day for bananafish ( Read more... )

Josh: I'm just saying, if you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for a beer.
Donna: If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights.

I know that there is pain ( Read more... )

This entry in the ridiculous actually appeared in many nationally syndicated newspapers ( Read more... )

IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

Well, it would be fitting for the YMCA to tell me I might not have the job on the very day I made the decision to take it and, not coincidentally, told Polyfab that I would be leaving their employ effective June 12, 2006 i.e. Monday. Let us hope that all the balls roll into their designated pockets.

Today Dr. Phil talked about being gay on his show. The topic was actually handled fairly conservatively, with both sides represented on the issue. If anything I would say there was a bit too much applause for the people in favor of "re-educating" the gay people. Anyway, I write this post because there was a particularly ridiculous segment in which ( Read more... )

I’ve no idea what you need to hear
My mother used to say “there’s always next year”
But please don’t despair, Louise
Today will end and your heart will mend, if by degrees

And it hurts even more than you thought
And it feels like forever just now
But one day you’ll look back on this
As a hiccup in your happiness....

This one is for Jana ( Read more... )