so... i guess i have to buy a new laptop. What a mess. Should I buy a macbook? Should I buy a Sony Vaio?

"Have you ever encountered someone who displayed many of the following characteristics: Proud, arrogant, power-hungry, who 'bucks true authority,' seems to be unaccountable, viciously attacking those trying to hold them accountable, seductive (Emotionally, sexually, or intellectually), often openly envious of others, bitter, resentful, often ( Read more... )

My dad: "Your mom made a new friend there, too. He's a technician from Girls Gone Wild. Your mom went over there and harrassed him, asking what he does. We were just laughing, but he got pretty steamed. He had some young girls there and she told them, 'Make your mothers proud, girls.' He got a little bent out of shape, but he came back the ( Read more... )

"It's all about female empowerment."

I had a long, bizarre dream- mostly about being really late for work- that culminated in myself walking down the street in a bra and underwear. Someone said, "Looking good!" I kept walking and said, "Yeah, no shit."

That's my new catchphrase. "Yeah, no shit."

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My school decided these poor babies have to write letters explaining why they should be promoted. Almost everyone wrote the boring, the expected, the inane, but then there is Gabrielle ( Read more... )

"Christian Reconstructionism is a theocratic sect that advocates the replacement of civil law with biblical law, including the execution of homosexuals, apostates and women who are unchaste before marriage. Christian Reconstructionists used to be politically radioactive, but a new generation of religious right leaders like Scarborough have embraced ( Read more... )