So I'm at Wal-mart, and Steve and I pick out a pumpkin to buy, to carve later on in the season. We get to the check out lane, and Steve is whining and crying like a girl about it being too heavy, so I tell him to hand it over, I'll show him how a real man does it. I hoist it up on my shoulder, and off it rolls behind me, right on top of this chick
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