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A guy goes to his doctor, he says, "Hey, Doc! Every mornng, I wake up and fuck my wife. Then I let my daughter's friend blow me on the way to school. When I get to the office, I fuck my secretary on my desk. Around 10:00 I go to the copy room and give it to the copy girl in the ass cause she likes it that way. At lunch I fuck the VP of Marketing in ( Read more... )

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LONDON (AFP) - An English radio station said it has banned songs by British crooner James Blunt from its airwaves after listeners said they were fed up with hearing "You're Beautiful" and "Goodbye My Lover ( Read more... )

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from the CMU newsdesk...

http://www.news.cmich.edu/news/index.asp?id=1367

not one mention of the "Hammer of Thor"!

look at that beard. Nice. He is in the facial hair Hall of Fame.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_peru

now we can send more and more blonde GAs to the most sacred place on earth. Peru.

hopefully I see some of you who read this today--probably going to go to the bird.

And also let me just say how glad I am that David Cross hates Larry the Cable guy as much as me. I cant stand that idiot and the pieces of trash who find him the slightest bit amusing. Read this for a good chuckle. Leave a comment

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