God Damn Cops

[brknrekord]

They fuckin peel out of hear and try to mad dog me. Yet if I do anything a all, they'll fuck me. Biggest gang in town.
Ok enough negativity. Yay slap zen! Thank you Rachel.

Comments

[b_d_s_monkey]

I'm old. Edumacate meh please. What, exactly, does "try to mad dog me" mean in english, kind sir?!?

[brknrekord]

give me a dirty "ill kick your ass" look. damn power trip asshole. but im not mad;)

still up, ehh?!?

[b_d_s_monkey]

Ohh, for some reason that reminds me of this really nice cop, actually CHP, who, in, uhhhhh, let's see, about 1989, pulled me over near the dumbarton bridge and made me do the DUI test, which I failed miserably. But it's because I was terrified, not for cuz I was drunk. I'd been drinking, but had stopped in time to drive home sober. Anyway, as I was about to get back in my car, I got up the guts to ask him about his full name (his name badge had his first initial and last name). My claim to fame: I got pulled over by Officer Erik Estrada of the California Highway Patrol, a fact he admitted grudgingly! WOOT!!! You may now proceed to pee yer pantz from the hilarity!

[glembe]

Just remind them who fixes their brakes

[eumenide]

O, that sudden shock of enlightenment.