i'm always looking.

what's the difference between mother theresa and pamela anderson?

one has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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1. a few days ago at school, i heard a guy say "so much booty everywhere," even though there clearly wasn't booty anywhere.

2. olivia said shit-cock to describe a penis she saw in a porno.

morgan! your sister's party was fun.
today i bought the most expensive bottle of wine that i saw on the shelf, $64.99.

long school day tomorrow, 8:30am - 7:00pm ( Read more... )

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generalization of the past few months ( Read more... )

oh what? i found the old password for this shit. back in business.

they say every dog has it's day,
but F that, it's my year.

i'm an idiot for leaving books on the roof of my car.
this is what your math book looks like after it flys off the top of your car
on the 605S freeway at 70 mph


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