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Excuse me? What was that you said about the gravity?
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sorry not convinced]
That's so...absurd, though. How could the gravity just...I don't know, change in certain places?
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Um, good evening, I'm Miyamae Kanako and, eh, today's On the Street subject brings us to the League housing district, where we'll be taking a survey to find out what kinds of underwear women in the league wear!
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YOU! MISS!
[Kanako flags her down and scampers over]
What kind of panties are you wearing?
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[ oh my a camera ]
Ahem, well. My usual preferences are silk or lace...
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Actually whose idea was it anyway to have her do a news report. She's standing there, trying to blend in with the scenery, pulling her hat over her eyes as she shuffles her cue cards, trying to remember what she was going to report on.]
U-um...the news, um...t-the news...e-to...
There's, um...a kitten stampede out in Wall Market...um...p-please be careful when you go out today...and don't get run over, and um...
T-that's all.
[the camera focuses on the scene behind her, in which, yes, there is a stampede of cute and adorable kittens.
...what, did you expect Toeto to report on something like the apocalypse.]
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