SHOW #40 // THE NEWS AT SIX

Nov 27, 2010 18:09

[ Have you ever wanted to be an anchorman? Or have the ability to tell it exactly like it is? Well good, because Brofist TV is now the Bro Reports News Station, and all of you are now reporters, both in the studio and LIVE ON THE SCENES of exciting news. Everyone will get a news bulletin and be told to read it. Whatever yours is, it will actually ( Read more... )

!news, !show

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4thdimensnskrt November 29 2010, 05:38:19 UTC
[Maya ain't even looking at her cue cards.]

Excuse me? What was that you said about the gravity?

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4thdimensnskrt November 29 2010, 06:45:04 UTC
[takin' a look at dem cue cards

sorry not convinced]

That's so...absurd, though. How could the gravity just...I don't know, change in certain places?

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motherinheaven November 29 2010, 05:08:44 UTC
[Kanako's in a modest business suit, out in the league, holding some cards. She looks slightly confused, but a little eager either way.]

Um, good evening, I'm Miyamae Kanako and, eh, today's On the Street subject brings us to the League housing district, where we'll be taking a survey to find out what kinds of underwear women in the league wear!

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elgaholic November 29 2010, 05:09:39 UTC
[ walking by on her way to Victoria's Secret ]

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motherinheaven November 29 2010, 05:12:42 UTC
There! A pretty lady!

YOU! MISS!

[Kanako flags her down and scampers over]

What kind of panties are you wearing?

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elgaholic November 29 2010, 07:25:14 UTC
Wh- what a rude question!

[ oh my a camera ]

Ahem, well. My usual preferences are silk or lace...

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etocetera November 29 2010, 06:30:35 UTC
[Toeto is wearing kids' size business-y attire...but still wearing her cat hat. Sorry, you'll have to pry that from her cold dead fingers and why would you even.

Actually whose idea was it anyway to have her do a news report. She's standing there, trying to blend in with the scenery, pulling her hat over her eyes as she shuffles her cue cards, trying to remember what she was going to report on.]

U-um...the news, um...t-the news...e-to...

There's, um...a kitten stampede out in Wall Market...um...p-please be careful when you go out today...and don't get run over, and um...

T-that's all.

[the camera focuses on the scene behind her, in which, yes, there is a stampede of cute and adorable kittens.

...what, did you expect Toeto to report on something like the apocalypse.]

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ouchigaichiban November 30 2010, 13:03:20 UTC
[And somehow Chi is unexplicably a part of this stampede, running with the other cute and adorable kittens. Why? ...Cause it's fun, that's why.]

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