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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone is annoying you that it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
But it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head.
Pass it on...

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this is complete fiction. (nat you know that i wish you and Tay the best. i love you both) this never happened and it never will. my friend requested it and so here it is. ill try to update it as soon as possible. be honest and tell me what you think of it, thank you. DO NOT TAKE, PLEASE!!!!

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Blow Jobs! Ha! they wish! i dont know where they have been! But i have been told many times that my hands are what make me sexy and that's awsome.

and this one...Oh man.

and this one made me laugh hehehe

im so bored lol

i dont know what to make of this one...

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