What I Learned From Horror Movies
(Courtesy of the Stephen King Bulletin Board, otherwise known as the Green Mile)
I learned that if the house you are living in tells you to "GO AWAY," do it. Now.
If you're a virgin, stay that way.
If a killer with a knife is chasing you around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, you idiot!
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