Something about last night was right on the money. Something about the way I was putting dishes away, hanging pictures, organizing closets and helping put together furniture felt like perfect. That sounds entirely wrong coming from a girl who wears her independence on her jacket like a badge. Sounds wrong coming from me, who hates suzy homemakers ( Read more... )

Apparently some people here at the office don't have to follow dress code. Apparently they like to and are allowed to wear sneakers and moo-moos.

Also, I got a new car, to be picked up tonight! It's a 2000 Saab 9-3 SE. So beautiful. I think I'll marry it. I haven't picked out a name yet. Names of my cars thus far have been Spike and Spoike. I was ( Read more... )

So as a precautionary statement, this entry and those reading it may not all be on a need-to-know basis for the subject about to be discussed. You have been warned.

My Comprehensive List of Need-To-Make-Out-To Songs

Songs:

• Ben Folds: The Luckiest
• Blessid Union of Souls: Hold Her Close, When She Comes
• Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love
• Dashboard ( Read more... )

The following piece is an excerpt from the book FakeLiarCheat by Tod Goldberg. I am in love with it.

:|There is love here, I think.

What we are going through is nothing if not normal. Relationships marred by strife work, says one of my friends, because even boxers hug after fighting. Opposition, he adds, creates passion.

"We are like dark and ( Read more... )

Dear >Insert Any Name Here<,

You make my life so fucking complicated. It was complex before, but now. Now I cannot eat or sleep or do anything correctly. Including thinking. I hate you for it. Or rather, I do not hate you at all and maybe I should. And perhaps that is the problem here.

>Insert Cliche About The Unfairness Of Life Here<

I do not ( Read more... )

My heart hurts so bad. I am going to drown it's cavity in vodka.

CONFUSED

Tonight at work, boys were asking me really gross questions. I did not like it one bit. Also, there was a fight. It was interesting and I have to say my conclusion of it all is that the customers are not always right. Not at all.

In other news, my wedding is being planned by everyone but me. And I am too stressed to give a damn.

Answer this: ( Read more... )

Never again will I eat pizza right before going to bed. My dreams were so odd. First, I was in Macy's shopping for clothes, which p.s. would never happen. And Kelly was there picking out the ugliest clothes ever. Which would never happen either. Then cut to Ryan and I in the parking lot at work watching through the window as the cops and a bomb ( Read more... )

...and how much is just not enough?!

For those of you who know about the car issue resulting from the accident two weeks ago, here is the latest.

• Insurance is only giving me $5500 for my car.
• It is worth $7700, but they don't seem to care about that very much.
• The inequity between the amount they are giving me and my loan is alot. $3500.
• I have ( Read more... )

Just to let you all know, I am the casino queen. Even if only for an hour ( Read more... )