incase you didn't notice... this journal has been abandoned.

okay, people. lets play a game, shall we?


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i realized i really dont like the letter b.

if you're smart enough, or bored enough, or care enough. you just may figure this one out.

and if not, oh well.

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its sunny outside and the sky is blue.
its hot, and i'm in sweats.
soon i will be watching kill bill.
i have a hellish burn on my right arm because the oven bit me.
.damn kitchen appliances.
and now i can add one more item to the list of inanimate objects which have banded together with the sole purpose of .killing.me ( Read more... )

wait. wait. WAIT! does emo stand for emo-tional...? thats interesting. oh and guess what...

interpol stands for international.police.

yeah, thats right.

( because i .honestly. have nothing better to do with my life. )

dont accuse me of being a perfidious anti-american, i'll accuse you of being a patriotic chauvanist...

how to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
how to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself.

this, my friends, is what happens when stephanie gets bored to the point of absolute absurdity...


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what is it with short fat bald men on miniature motorcycles? honestly. it just doesn't make sense. i saw one puttering down the road the other day. i kept waiting for the noisy little machine to collapse so the middle aged bald man would end up ass down on the hot pavement. seriously, what is he thinking? i didn't even know they made ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

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