Ryan used to sing me this song and I thought of it the other day randomely. I decided to include it here since it's such a good memory for me. And hey, it's funny. I enjoy poking fun at myself sometimes (as opposed to poking myself in the eye, which is not fun, but still happens...anyway).

GOTH GIRL

Goth girl
What are you wearing today
Black again
Goth ( Read more... )

Thank you, Family Guy, for making me even more ashamed to be Irish.

Drunken Irish Dad

Peter: Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring and he never taught me anything,
            But still I slap my chest and sing-
            Of my Drunken Irish Dad
            Oh, his face looks like a railroad map and he never shuts his frickin' trap...

Mickey: But all ( Read more... )

This is my life now. It is 3:30 in the morning. No one else is stirring. I'm watching M*A*S*H and wishing I could sleep, which I can't. Tomorrow my mother will wake me up yelling about laundry and demand that I take the dog for a walk despite the fact that the dog and I hate each other. She will tell me my room needs cleaning. I will tell her to go ( Read more... )

 I'm looking at you and not seeing
I'm drawing in air and not breathing
If you expect me to go on believing
Then you must grow better at decieving

Everything has a price, from a discount item in a store to a living human. Unfortunately for me, so many people I love seem to be finding theirs. So if you're being bought, I don't want to know. I like my

Oh god, look at all this blank space. Waiting for me to fill it with words. NO, BLANK SPACE. NO. I kinda gave up on writing, so now just writing an LJ entry is like, whoa.

But I can do this. I used to be a professional, after all, Sort of, kind of, maybe.

Second day of work today, and they tried to teach me to use the cash register. It's really ( Read more... )

 I am terrified of this blank space. My thoughts seem to prefer pinging about the inside of my skull like crazed insects lately, instead of coming out in words. My body is failing me. Most of the time I'm in so much pain that I can't sleep, and yet I'm too stupid to actually make an appointment and go to my chiropractor. There doesn't seem to be a ( Read more... )

Excerpted from Pamela Ribon's Why Girls are Weird. I think this about covers it.

By Request
(I Give You a Rack for a Day)

Small-chested girls and boys of all sizes: today I give you a set of tits. You wanted big boobs your entire life and now you get to have them. After you've spent ten minutes in the mirror playing with them, get ready to experience ( Read more... )

 put an "x" where it applies to you

Have you ever...
[x] been drunk.
[ ] smoked pot.
[x] kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[x] had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] dated someone of the same sex.
[x] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] ridden in a taxi.
[x] dumped someone
[ ] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[ ] crashed a friend's car.
( Read more... )

Hello, eveyone! How be you?
  I'm at my college and have commandeered one of their computers for a moment. I'll probably head home soon and get some dinner. Which is good to us. Because we toooaaaasst it. (Does anyone remember that or is it just me?)
   I've been busy working on stuff for JJC's Pow Wow. We made a ton of crafts to sell and are working ( Read more... )

 WHITE RABBIT - Jefferson Airplane
LOne pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When the ( Read more... )