Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Terri's SyndromeCause:mosquito biteSymptoms:tufts of hair, being able to fire webs from wrists, mild metallic spotsCure:take a dozen leeches before going to bedWhy am I crushed? I found out (well, had proved to me anyway) that the boy at my work that I've been drooling over and actually went on a date with (
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