Chuckles Norris

[brokentooth]

I have very few idols in this dreary and hollow world. However, there is one man I can place atop a pedestal, with nary a pause.

I speak, of course, of Chuck Norris - the man, the machine, the mahatma.

Some little-known facts about the man:

• Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris

Comments

[poovanna]

Walker's the one and true God!

[brokentooth]

Oh, Chuck Norris assumes many forms, Walker being one of them.

By the way - I'm guessing you've seen those Chuck Norris clips on Conan O' Brien - if you haven't, go here, on the double!

There's one clip where he's walking in this clearing, when he suddenly stoops down, sniffs the soil, eats a handful, and says, "A plane crashed here".

Oh, it's quite brilliant. He's a good sport, though - even made a guest appearance on Conan, which I thought was quite cool of him.

[brokentooth]

When you've worked for hours on end on insanely twisted problems, the wondrous escape that is the internet offers but some solace.

By the way, I forgot to tell you - one more CD for you, done. You'll see, surprise time :)

Re: Bah, I missed this comment!

[purplehazerads]

An old friend of mine is being willingly led into the big, bad world that is MS. ;-)

[75ccsamuraijack]

As a kid i was quite a fan of chuck norris (delta force).
This stuff is just too too too funny. i almost died after reading
'Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.' too much man.

[brokentooth]

Oh man, yes, Delta Force! Heh heh. Now they don't make 'em like that anymore, do they?

[just__one__fix]

You killed me with this post man! Tooooooo funny! The man, the machine, the mahatma.....rotflmao!!

[brokentooth]

Heh heh, that he is, definitely.

[purplehazerads]

Bah, this entry slipped past my friends page!