Comments | bromanteau: 4 incredibly shitty raps

bromanteau

4 incredibly shitty raps - VOICE

Apr 17, 2011 22:02

[At the godawful hour of five AM, there's the sound of turntables getting ready for a rap.]

Gather around kids, Bro Strider's got a story to tell,
About how a little girl's life got tossed in a well,
It's relatable, debatable, and fucking inspiring,
A big, neon green sign preaching an important life warning,
About alcohol, the fuckers that endorse them ( Read more... )

why did dumbledore hire this guy again, chicka chicka pow

Comments 38

Voice butteredroses April 17 2011, 14:07:06 UTC

[[ OH GOD NO PRIM GET OUT OF HERE- ]]

...

Isn't it too early?

Voice bromanteau April 17 2011, 14:15:06 UTC

That's racist. If chickens can impudently screech their cuckadoodledoos at this hour, then why can't I rap?

Voice butteredroses April 17 2011, 14:16:02 UTC

...but...we don't live anywhere near chickens, Professor. Not that I know of. So that can't be right.

Voice bromanteau April 17 2011, 14:18:37 UTC

Details. What are you, a forensic investigator?

Thread 6

lovelycassie April 17 2011, 14:22:06 UTC

Wow, Professor. How informative. It's unfortunate you didn't come up this before the dance. I guess that's just how inspiration works.

bromanteau April 17 2011, 14:53:41 UTC

Nah. I just made this to mess with you kids.

lovelycassie April 17 2011, 15:24:31 UTC

It was so lovely to wake up to.

bromanteau April 17 2011, 15:29:23 UTC

Thank you.

wrestlingwitch April 17 2011, 16:16:21 UTC

[this would be voice if she could talk without sounding like a frog. Her writing's a little sloppy from sleep] You know when I could better appreciate sick beats and an ironic morality lesson?

NOT 4 AM

bromanteau April 17 2011, 16:54:19 UTC

well yeah
hopy shit lauren
why are you actin like im some retarded monkey
someone who cant even spare some basic human decency
its five am
god

wrestlingwitch April 17 2011, 16:57:48 UTC

I can't appreciate it then either. My Irony Appreciation App doesn't start up until noon at the earliest. Maybe one. In the afternoon.

bromanteau April 17 2011, 17:05:37 UTC

heres a few galleons go buy irony appreciation app 2.0

Thread 10

pretty_darn_gay April 17 2011, 17:43:24 UTC

Boo, this hour is ungodly even for those of us that don't have hangovers.

bromanteau April 17 2011, 18:11:33 UTC

do i need a fucking pen and some diagrams to explain this shit
that was the point

pretty_darn_gay April 17 2011, 19:19:05 UTC

Annoyance is a two-way street.

bromanteau April 18 2011, 02:41:33 UTC

nah

Thread 5

Private oh_earwax April 17 2011, 19:02:23 UTC

Mr. Strider, a word?

Private bromanteau April 18 2011, 02:20:51 UTC

the big man HASS my complete and undivided attention
am i allowed to guess what this is about

Private oh_earwax April 18 2011, 03:12:39 UTC

As you are no doubt aware, your role at this school is not only to educate, but to supervise and guide these children whom we are so fortunate to have in our care. Therefore, I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from encouraging the very behaviours we have been attempting to curtail.

Private bromanteau April 18 2011, 07:31:35 UTC

[Yeah well YOUR MOM.]

yessir
ill avoid any actions like this in the future