Comments | broqued: i need some style.

broqued

i need some style.

Jan 29, 2009 13:37

i have hair like Blago, and it needs to go.

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sadomillerchism January 29 2009, 19:56:18 UTC

this may be true, but you have a forehead.

broqued January 29 2009, 20:09:57 UTC

and my eyes aren't the eyes of rats. nor too close together. and sunken in like one of those dehydrated apple head witches. or cabbage patch kids.

but i still have terrible terrible hair.

broqued January 29 2009, 20:13:14 UTC

speaking of, have you noticed how unattractive our fearless leaders are?

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sadomillerchism January 29 2009, 20:17:11 UTC

i totally made one of those dehydrated apple witch things as a kid. now we could make blago dolls to celebrate the season of impeachment.

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jethead January 29 2009, 20:08:41 UTC

Wanna come with me to the barber on Saturday morning? You've got so much hair and would look HOT with super short hair faded at the nape and longer on top... a fauxhawk... a pompadour... choppy and messy.

What I would do for a head of hair like yours!!!

broqued January 29 2009, 20:18:40 UTC

yes and no. yes, i agree with you, i could use a barber! but i've cut my own hair forever (since the hot perm action i used to get in the 9th grade) and i'm askared to let anyone else mess with it. (read=which is why i have blago hair right now.) usually i make it work, you know, i know what i'm doing. but i've just let it go. and then i realized i look like:

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jethead January 29 2009, 20:26:01 UTC

Then I recommend the FloBee. The thing that attaches to a vacuum cleaner.

broqued January 29 2009, 20:32:57 UTC

that is so wrong.

raybear January 29 2009, 22:38:34 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

um, they still make them.
http://www.flowbee.com/

broqued January 29 2009, 22:47:42 UTC

don't encourage.

hipboneweasel January 29 2009, 20:27:22 UTC

YIKES! get that under control!

miss you, blago hair and all...