This pup is retired.

So long and thanks for all the fish. :)

What is your most treasured possession and why? Can I be shallow and say Sean? After all, I do own him, in a sort of way. We're married, for one, and that brings up so many connotations of ownership. The wedding ceremony, where one is given to the other. A ring is a sign of bondage ( Read more... )

What is so important to you that without it, life would not be worth living? Why?

There's the obvious answer. Sean bloody Bean. The man in blonde. The perrenial British bad guy. He-who-dies-more-often-than-anyone-else. Sharpe. The big grin, the hair, that noseNo, I couldn't live without Sean. I also couldn't live without sex, despite what my ( Read more... )

Sean, love, it might not have been such a good idea to fuck my throat quite so hard last night. I sounded like I was on a hallucinogen. After all, I kept talking to an animated character.

BeautifulBeautiful is Sean in the morning. The drapes are just open enough that the sunlight comes through the slits between the shades and lights up his golden arms, or his beautiful thighs. He turns into the light. He always does. And then his hair sweeps back behind him and he opens his eyes and it just lights up the room, bringing colour to the ( Read more... )

Have you ever regretted a wish you made? Why/what happened?Oooooh, yeah. I've made a wish. Well, it weren't a wish, per se. I propositioned, and fate bite me in the arse. What happened? Well, I got this pretty scar on my abdomen, and Sean almost dumped me. Metatron yelled at me, and Lucifer ( Read more... )

Describe what your "happily ever after" would be like.My happily ever after would be a lot like my every day life. I'd wake Sean up with a blowjob every day, except for the days when he does it for me. And then we'd shower together. And shag. And eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and shag. And have tea and invite friends over. And shag ( Read more... )

Do you believe in the possibility of a true friendship between a man and a woman?Certainly. The only impediment to such a thing would be that the man would want to get into the lady's pants, or the lady would want to shag the man senseless. But since I'm gay, I hardly want to shag women. So I've no problem with being friends with a woman ( Read more... )

What do you want for your birthday?

I don't know. I think I have everything I could ever want. I have Sean, my eager and willing and brutal master. I have Bron, who makes me look good. I have Rick, who makes me look better. I have a great career. I have a great car (having given the one the Metatron ruined to Bron). I have a great house. I have a ( Read more... )

What is the biggest lie you ever told? What were the consequences?"I don't love you ( Read more... )