You'd think this wouldn't be so hard to come by

[brosnan]

GWM seeking GAY COP for frisking, arrest, shag up against a wall.

What is it about the police in this place that makes them all straight? It's like a disease.

Hope I don't catch it.

Comments

[jon_r_meyers]

*G*

The trick is to get the straight ones do that to you *grins*

[brosnan]

I've been trying. You got any tricks I could try?

[jon_r_meyers]

Uh... well I managed to do that by getting caught smuggling stuff into a prison.

He did the full program in terms of search on me and a few days later I was in bed with him... kinda happened.

[brosnan]

yeah, I can see how one would lead to another.

He any good?

[seanbean_tm]

*meeps*

Hope you don't, too.

[brosnan]

It's freaky, Sean. Every cop around here I feel up is straight. It's like a bad horror movie.

*peers around* Maybe the gay ones are hiding in the woodwork.

[seanbean_tm]

Maybe the gay ones are all off shagging each other?

[brosnan]

Mm. You may have a point.

Want to take a feather out of their book and do the same? *leers*