Whenever i'm out and listening to music on my phone and an Active Child songs comes on, there's almost never a time when it's not followed by another Active Child song. Now, that in itself is kind of weird, but today my phone played out ALL the Active Child songs on the phone one after another. When it was done, i took it out and checked if it was ( Read more... )

I had such a weird dream. I dreamt i was vacationing at some Russian resort for rich tourist, i too was apparently rich. It was at a large lakeside and it was very sunny and nice. There was a hotel there that had call girls, it had a catalog of call girls, and me being the call girl aficionado i am decided to take some. I browsed the catalog and ( Read more... )

What a crappy movie! What a colossal self-indulging wank! Wanked right into my eyes ( Read more... )

I had such weird dreams. I dreamt Jack McBrayer was a soldier and was gay, fighting in some war abroad. All the other soldiers were making fun of him for being gay, drawing cartoons of him dressed as a lady and what not. Then, one day, a soldier brought a baby to the base. The baby's parents were accidentally killed in an attack the soldier ( Read more... )

I didn't like this movie. Firstly, i don't like that they tried to play both the nature and nurture game, and i don't like it even more that they played it so badly. She was a reluctant and incompetent mother, but also he was a dick and made evil faces from an early age. Really? Made evil faces as a little child? Unnecessary to note that plenty of ( Read more... )

A terrible way to pretend to be sleeping is to keep your eyebrows up and make your mouth slightly frowny. Many people when they pretend to be sleeping make this face, it's the "eh, i guess" face, or the "well, if you say so" face. You know, the face of unconvinced, detached agreement. Why would that ever be a good face to illustrate sleep? What's ( Read more... )

My dreams couldn't be LESS intangible and symbolic lately. Like yesterday, i dreamt that i was a chef in a restaurant, one of the chefs, and whenever an order would come in another chef would snatch it and i'd never get to make anything, and then i was afraid i'd get fired for being useless. Then i had a dream i was visiting the parents of my ( Read more... )

Recently i was in a group of people where we thought of saying the worst things we've ever thought, of doing or in general, but everyone was pretty shy about starting. I've thought of some pretty bad things in my time, so i decided to get the ball rolling by admitting to mine. But this seemingly full-proof plan failed by the fact that it appears my ( Read more... )

I like girls. Girls are the most important thing in my life. I like them emotionally, i like them intellectually, i like them physically. I don't know what i would do if girls stopped existing. I mean, i'm pretty much a dorkus and am socially inept, so it's not like i have much use for girls, but i just like that they exist, i like seeing them on ( Read more... )

I don't like the new M83 album. I feel it's gone all pansy ass poser. The music used to have this engulfing underdog grit, like a small group of outcasts leaving the grim, decaying world behind and getting lost in the night. Even on S=Y, though less gritty, there was an element of downtrodden triumph. But here, that feeling is thin and superficial ( Read more... )