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Trial & Error
Okay... So... Kayaking to work is not an option.
For the first time in at least 5 years, I got my kayak[1] wet (no, that isn't a euphemism ( Read more... ) -
Memories and Mistresses
With pain in my bones, and pain in my heart, I look out upon the great expanse of the ocean. The brine soaks into the wounds and keeps them from ever healing. The memory of the cutlass lingers in severed nerves and scar tissue ( Read more... ) -
Go Away!
I recently stuffed my ethics into a garbage can and signed up for an ebay account so that I could get a brass mail slot for my front porch. I bought the item, I paid for the item, I got the item, I installed the item. That should be the end of it, no? Apparently, not ( Read more... ) -
Faces
Just now, 2 pair of teens walked past my house. 2 girls, then, 50 feet behind, 2 boys. Nothing special, right? So why am I writing about it? Because of one very small, yet significant detail ( Read more... ) -
Is My Neck Red?
Pardon me while I sound like a bigoted hick for a short while.
I just opened my Verizon DSL/Phone bill.- I have a "reactivation charge". I've never been DEactivated, so how the fuck do they claim that I've been REactivated?
- I have an "Interstate Access Fee" for a phone line that is local-only (I can't even dial the little down 5 miles away!)
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Cream Sauce is the New Black
My cooking (and therefore eating) habits could best be described as a "variable target obsessive-compulsive disorder ( Read more... ) -
Recipe? What's that?
I'm a cook ( Read more... ) -
Umm... Yeah....
This is basically just to let people know I'm still alive ( Read more... ) -
You All Disgust Me...
(... dot com)
On a whim, a friend of mine registered the domain youalldisgustme.com. I, of course, encouraged him. Being the owners of a webhosting company, about 97 seconds later, a website was born.
YADM is a place for a few intelligent people to vent and rant about the stupidity that we see in the world around us. It's kinda like Penn & ( Read more... ) -
Magical Mystery Man
(In which I ramble on forever about things that most of you really don't care about.)
Yes, I've been gone for a while.
This strange concept called 'Real Life' has been taking up all my time.
- First of all, there's work. 10-hour days 5 days a week (and occasional Saturdays). Work is kicking my ass... and like a little pain-slut, I'm loving it ( Read more... )