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Echoes
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Started off my morning by stepping in dog poo. At 4:30 a.m. This is a great omen for the rest of the day. -
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I think I just fixed my piece of shit toilet all by myself, just by monkeying around with things under the lid until I figured out what did what. -
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Jean-Luc and I were just rolling around on the floor playing, and I'm wearing yoga pants and a camisole. Puppy sticks his little nose right down the camisole in between my boobs. I think my puppy might be a pervert. -
Captain's Log, Stardate 64689.3
This afternoon, Jean-Luc pooped outside once and peed outside on a different occasion! I don't think I've ever been more preoccupied with body functions, especially those of someone else.
I've discovered he really loves these toys. I only bought him one, so I think I'm going to have to buy him more. He loves that thing, as evidenced in the ( Read more... ) -
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Jean-Luc is home! Apparently he's not 8 weeks, he's 4, which is a bit concerning--he probably shouldn't have been separated from mom so early. But the owner wanted to get rid of the pups, so...yeah. Poor little dude was terrified and whining the whole car ride home, but now he's all conked out in his cage.
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EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER
ARGH, WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME ( Read more... ) -
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I'm so sorry. I'm so broken. O don't think I can be put back together. No one even understands because I'm too broken to make sense. I'm so sorry. -
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So today, I was in the car with Paul, and we were driving through Lexington, having some conversation. I looked out the window and did a double-take.
"Is that a LLAMA?" There was a woman walking a llama.
"That's a llama. A llama in Lexington on pi day."
My life is so WEIRD. -
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NH GOP Senator says the mentally ill are "defective people" who should be shipped off to Siberia to freeze to death
There are no words for how angry this makes me. I can't even.