what a great fucking life i have ( Read more... )

i think i may finally be feeling better ( Read more... )

i am soooooooooooooooo dizzy ( Read more... )

Hi. This message is for ____insert name here____. Hi ___insert first name only here____ this is Vicki at Dr. Barnes office. I was just calling to let you know the contact lenses we ordered for you have come in and they're ready for pick up. Due to limited space we can only hold your lenses for two weeks. Our office hours are Monday thru Friday 10-7 ( Read more... )

hi. my name is vicki and my life is falling apart.

ok. this is cool.... you call me at 4am to see what i'm doing- however i am sleeping... you leave a message to call you ( Read more... )

10 bands you should listen to ( Read more... )

my left wrist is broken.
my life is over.
how will i do cartwheels now.

but seriously- how the fuck do i break my wrist when i am basically a lazy ass who sits around all the damn time.

oh and one more thing- my friend looks exactly like donnie darko.

some man called work today wanting free contacts... i wouldn't do it ( Read more... )

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