.x. [my name is]: Lois Victoria Branan ( Read more... )

i know you well enough to know you never loved me.

it is impossible for me to experience love. fucking impossible.

i need adderall.

i'm at work.
i work at a dr office.
today we have no doctor.
therefor i am sitting here like the worthless fat ass i am. doing nothing.

if i buy two beastie boys tickets will someone pay me and go with me? i really really want to go but don't have the money to just take someone...

so.... go with me.
i promise a wild night of white boy rap and a "bangin'" time.

since when did being obscure equivalate being cool?

fucking "i'm too vague and random to be friends with someone so ordinary"

thats why i HATE gsu.

jet lag like crazy ( Read more... )

will ferrel is on the cover of the new GQ.
he is sex.
please buy it- the cover alone is worth it.

i am flying to washington dc in a few hours.
i get to see my baby again- finally!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=61241

who cares what you wear or how many times you had to dye your hair to achieve that wonderful shade of red that looks soooo coool under your black swoosh in your face ( Read more... )