Hello all, I just returned from a lengthy trip to China. Rev. Jesse Jackson and myself were making one last ditch effort to gain possession of our precious spy plane. Because of security reasons we were forced to camp in a small village that unfortunately had no internet access. Needless to say we were unsuccessfull in getting the plane but are ( Read more... )

COCAIN

right now i am prancing with mr. jeffrey eckerman. i think we just found a new planet, he's on the phone with NASA. panning for gold is old hat, i'm gonna bang it rich with the stars.

survivor is the greatest show ever to reach prime time television. colt .45 double malts are superb. permanent midnight is a great movie. survivor africa will rule. school is almost over. oops i fucked up. i summer in the suburbs.

i went to the store but they didn't have stickers so i bought those wax bottle things that have juice in them and they tasted really good and then i bought some atomic war head spray for my hair and i got happy but it was raining outside and the grill was getting cold so i made a movie about the decline of crazy fuckers in my head

no one ever says, "when i grow up i want to be a junkie."

wow, last night me made grill magic. i made burgers seasoned with salt, pepper, season salt ( Read more... )

if someone says something to you in a dream who's quote is it, yours or theirs?

me: shut up your gay

todd: no you are because you jumped into a puddle

"........throw that pumpkin at the tree, unless that pumpkin hold your destiney........"