SO a man walks into a cafe and orders a hamburger. when he goes to take a bite he sees a hair in his pattie. The man goes to the kitchen and sees the chef flattening meat patties by putting them under his arm. 'That's disgusting!' the man complains to the waitres. 'You think that's bad' she says, 'you should see how he makes donuts ( Read more... )

Gee are we in a comment drought* or WHAT! WOAH!! =P Haha.. Sorry folks to the lack of updates.. and rachael's bad jokes.. *cough* haha. Ouch I have a burn on my arm. Oh dear ( Read more... )

SO

did the suspense kill you yet? if not, here are the answers:

why don't cannibals eat clowns?

BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

The native mammals of Australia are derived from two sources. The oldest mammals are descendants of animals (monotremes and ( Read more... )

we're BACK ! due to popular demand =) *thumbs up ( Read more... )

hello!

well its my turn to update and here's the daily joke:

Long Live the Pope
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy ( Read more... )

HELLOO JOURNAL!!! LONG TIME NO SPEAK! .. ulla ( Read more... )

hello! we are in science and tres bored. What to do? Bea is unbelievably tired.. and keeps on falling asleep.. And isn't sure what to do. =O ( Read more... )

yay for december ( Read more... )

HAHA well i was just looking up some yo mama jokes for fun.. and here are some really funny ones for the daily joke ( Read more... )

WELL

can anyone tell us what sound an ox makes???

here is the daily joke for you all:

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he ( Read more... )