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Conditional Iterations of "is" and "was" in Üqoi
Üqoi employs different forms of "is" and "was" depending on whether the subject is sentient (zhoonai), animal (vuuzet), or thing (pus'q'abi). Examples:
Vlohuu dhmuuzhoonai. = He is a father.
Tsequo dhuuvuuzet. = It is a bird.
Dlöömeq dhuupus'q'abi. = It is a cup.
Vlohuu kthaazhoonai. = He was a father.
Tsequo kaavuuzet. = It was a bird.
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Tungsten
TUNGSTEN
This is how the scam goes down: we pose as father and daughter, and we go to a king, "Dad" offers my hand to the king in marriage, and what seals the deal is that I turn straw into gold.
Now the king, being a tyrant, naturally, tells us that if I can't do the trick, off goes my head. Before I go any further, I should disclose that I don't ( Read more... ) -
Experiment Box
Experiment Box
This is an experiment.
Do not tell your parents.
The degree of injury
will determine your grade.
The first test is endurance
of internal bleeding.
We will learn about limits
of a human organ.
The degree of injury
will determine your grade.
There are many words for love
in the blood's dialect.We will learn about limits
of a human organ.
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Dear Ventriloquist
Dear ventriloquist,there's no hole in my back.
Please remove your hand, and keep it to yourself.
You can't assign me to your ménagerie.
Don't dialect my mouth, I have my own tongue.
Dear ventriloquist, you are not my wheelchair.
Stop presuming that you know better how to
organize my muscles than I am able.
You're just using me for a crutch, anyway.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fossefox!
- Banging your head against Fossefox uses 150 calories an hour.
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Fossefox is the victim!
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Fossefox'.
- Fossefox can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- Fossefox was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
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Donkey Truck
I am your god, but call me donkey truck.
I'll worship your poverty, and you can worship
my concern, 'cause we feel your pain,
like a Bangkok rent boy, we and all the
rent-seeking starfuckers who yellow sheets,
then wear themlike patrician robes,
re-classifying them as journalism and truth.
I am your god, but call me donkey truck.
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She said don't play that album anymore, so I switched to digital.
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Oops, my bad :(
Sorry about accidentally posting my poem to the communities that have nothing to do with poetry, or the form I was using.
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Sew it up - you're dragging your dress again.
Cinch it up - it's falling apart in the wrong places.
Draw it up - make your intentions plain.
Dry it up - martyrs have no production values.
Tear it up- they could never hold you to it.
Soak it up - you're a paper tiger now.
Live it up - somebody will buy it.
Shake it up - it's anybody's paradigm for the next ( Read more... )
