I.. don't understand why they kept me and traded you either.

Even *I* don't think I'm worth it.

Ok, so I snapped and went on a four day sugar bender and Julie threw me out of the house so I didn't have a computer for a while. But I'm back now, after promising to return to my Atkin's meetings.

and.. 15 pounds heavier.

Anyone got any bacon?

I'm serious, if Chris Tamer tells me one more time my ass is the size of a Mack truck, I'm...

going to tell Julie on him.

I read how the guys on Smyth's tour got treated last night. Maybe we deserve it? Yes, I think we do. I think we royally fucked up. I think we grossly miscalculated the fans. I think we all owe apologies. I worry if any of us will have careers to go back to.

I worry that there is no more Kraft Dinner in the cabinet. Damn you , Julie.

What can I say, big guy? You're one of the best buddies a guy can have. You've been there for me when I needed the support. You brought the donuts when no one else remembered. You lied to Julie for me and said those Hershey bars were yours. You were the one who stood up and insisted we have a popcorn maker installed in the team bus ( Read more... )

Did everyone read my hard line stance in the paper? How I went off on Pronger? How I mentioned his BALLS? I am starting to sound like a tough guy, aren't I?

I realize this means I am going to get the shit kicked out of me when play resumes, but for now, please let me at least play the bad ass. It's really helping self esteem issues. Thanks.

You ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm not, but I did get to meet Kid Rock and John Cusack while they were at the game the other night. I think Kid was expecting Sergei and might have been slightly disappointed ( Read more... )

I guess you've all heard the news I've signed up to play (home) games for the Motor City Mechanics.

I'm going to wait until you all stop laughing.

So, it's not your damn fancy Swedish Elite League. It's the best I'm going to get now, seeing as my ass is spreading faster than STDs in my old team's locker room.

We all have to compromise,

Did anyone get a chance to read my interview the other day?? I was dying because FINALLY someone wanted MY opinion on shit. I was my usual pessimisstic, carb-starved self, and I think the lack of sugar made me sound like an asshole about the season again but what can I do ( Read more... )