green.... green fairy bewitch me, encompass me....

[brymboman]

dear readers, i am in the most marvellous place... i am reciting these words to my dutiful manservant trollope... you see, i am quite, quite incapacitated. absinthe! yes, yes, absinthe, my bona compadres

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[redwill]

be careful whilst pursuing carnal desires with trollops, you may find it necessary to purify with the magnificent power and heat of steam!

TWAT'S THAT?

[mad_cow]

I CUNT HEAR YOU.

WANKER.