FUCK YOU.

YOU DAMN HUMANOIDS.

I'M A HOOLA DANCER!

I SHOWED UP AT A TWO-BIT FLEAPIT ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE IN NY AND STOMPED REV JEN'S ASS LAST NITE.
PUT HER IN A SLEEPER HOLD THEN DECIMATED HER WITH A REVERSE JACKNIFE PIN.
ALOT OF HUMANOIDS WERE BOOING.
TUFF SHIT.

THIS THURSDAY WILL BE REV JEN'S BIG BREAK!!!!
AND I'M GONNA BREAK HER!!!!
YEOOOOWW!!!!!

WAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

THIS NEW YORK SHIT'S PLAYED OUT.
I'M BRINGIN IT ALL BACK HOME.

I bOOked a flight f0r the end of the m0nth to LOck up with 0le Pixie Stix in the squared circle s0mewhere in the rOtTen apple ( Read more... )

DID YOU HEAR?
BANKRUPT SUCKER-PUNCHED TINKERBELL!!
SHE WENT DOWN HARD!

SHE SUCKER-PUNCHED HER!
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

HA!
THAT FINISHED TINKERBELL OFF FOR GOOD!!

I'M PUMPED, CHUMPS!!!! FINALLY GOT A FLIGHT OUTTA THAT JERKWATER CUNTRY ICELAND & NOW I'M READY TO ANNIHILATE OLE PIXIE STICKS!!!! HHHHYEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!
THERE'S GONNA BE ONE FLATTENED ELF THIS THURSDAY ONCE I PUMMEL LIL REV JEN INTO THE CONCRETE!!!
AFTER THAT IT'S ITALIAN PRINCESS, R.I.P.
HHHWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STUCK IN THIS DIRTWATER PISSHOLE FOR MY THIRD WEEK, I WENT TO THE HARD ROCK REYKJAVIK TO TRY OUT AS A MISS ICELAND CONTESTANT ( Read more... )

SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!
I LEFT ENGLAND TO KICK ELF ASS AND ALL I'M DOING IS EATING PEANUTS IN ICELAND. EVERYBODY KEEPS MOVING AWAY FROM ME HOLDING THEIR NOSES.
WHAT'S UP?