Hy-po-the-tet-i-ca-l! Hypothetical! An absent-minded conjecture! I did nothing of any sort, and I certainly didn't clean up any blood off the library floor or on any textbook about biology!
Nobody is dead! Nobody! All alive! And, um, hopefully in one piece! Yes! Ahahahahaha . . .
W-w-w-would you happen to know if anybody around here who went to the library recently and came back bloody? I mean, I don't expect there was anybody, but . . . um . . .
A cry of horror . . . ? Er. It was probably the wind. Yes, the other four library aides are quite lazy and oft forget to close the shutters.
Er, but, perchance, if the cry of horror was actually real, would you happen to, er, see the original source? And if the body was, uh, still, um, intact? But it was probably the wind, right?
. . . Y-yes! Of course. But since you are a professional cleric, what would you say, uh, hypothetically speaking, are the chances of survival after a rather heavy textbook drops from the highest fifteenth shelf onto somebody standing underneath? Hypothetically speaking.
YOU DROPPED A BOOK ON SOMEONE AND DID NOT EVEN CHECK TO SEE IF THEY WERE OKAY UNTIL AFTER YOU SHELVED THE OTHER BOOKS? EEEE!!! Remind me not to go to the library!!!!
IT WAS MY JOB!!! I need money! Er, I mean, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I said hypothetical! H-Y-P-O-T-H-E-T-I-C-A-L! I did no such thing! It was a conjecture!! Nothing more! Don't be so . . . strange! And think of bad things about me!
. . . And, hypothetically speaking, there were a lot more books to be shelved. Who would expect a corpse to move?!
Er, speaking of which, have you seen anybody who had just departed from the library who may or may be extremely heavily bandaged and/or be missing some fingers? N-Not that I expect anybody around here would be like that, ohohoho.
I need money too but if I bopped someone on the head with something heavy I would not finish doing the laundry before I went to see if they were okay. Especially if my primary occupation is a healer!!!!
Missing fingers? What kind of book was this? Jeez... no I have not seen any injured people today.
. . . That is why you fail as a launderer, you pervert. You probably would, if only to continue to touch woman's clothings. Ewwwwwwww. Besides. I'm pretty sure they were okay. It was a mere three hours interval between the book-dropping and searching for the corpse. Hypothetically. Hypothetically!
Oh! That's good to hear! But, if you do, please don't mention my name!
((*BOL* If you don't have anyone in mind for the hypothetical person who was hypothetically hit by a rather large volume of knowledge, my I hypothetically use Touda for this hypothetical accident?))
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W-why must you accuse me of such things?!
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W-w-w-would you happen to know if anybody around here who went to the library recently and came back bloody? I mean, I don't expect there was anybody, but . . . um . . .
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Er, but, perchance, if the cry of horror was actually real, would you happen to, er, see the original source? And if the body was, uh, still, um, intact? But it was probably the wind, right?
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. . . And, hypothetically speaking, there were a lot more books to be shelved. Who would expect a corpse to move?!
Er, speaking of which, have you seen anybody who had just departed from the library who may or may be extremely heavily bandaged and/or be missing some fingers? N-Not that I expect anybody around here would be like that, ohohoho.
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Missing fingers? What kind of book was this? Jeez... no I have not seen any injured people today.
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Oh! That's good to hear! But, if you do, please don't mention my name!
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So, hypothetically, a library aid was up near the top of the shelves and dropped a book and may have... injured somebody down at the bottom?
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Maybe.
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