AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!!!!!

WHYYY

WHOO

SOMEBODY MUST BE SACRIFICED FOR SUCH AN ACT! OR A KIDNEY!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A HEINOUS CRIME?! WHO!? WHOOOO? THIS IS TERRIBLE, ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE! Som-somebody stole my clothes! An innocent, beautiful, lovely, innocent, VULNERABLE cleric's clothes! I'M A CLERIC!!! ERK ( Read more... )

WHeeEEEEeeeEEEE~! Bouncing is horrendously fun and addictive. But onto more important matters, like, me.Attention, all citizens! Please be aware that I have a new vassal! Yes, in fact, he's my OFFICIAL VASSAL, which means, Tsuna, you're demoted back to Lady-In-Waiting. But being that he's my OFFICIAL VASSAL from my world nad all, I thought I'd like ( Read more... )

I remembered something Very Important.

I had a fiance of high noble standing. His name is Hector, and he's a Marquess of Ostia, and he's very good-looking (more good-looking than you, Ike), and he used to give me diamonds and pearls and pretty dresses every day. Buckets of them. Because I was very weak and sensitive and delicate. Nobody was ( Read more... )

AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

ATTENTION ALL INNOCENT BYSTANDERS! If you have a heart attack, PLEASE REPORT TO ME IMMEDIATELY! There's a killer out there! A BAD KILLER! A HORRIBLE KILLER! Even worse! His name is horribly unfashionable! What sort of name is Kira, anyway? Killer Kira? Ugh, we must do something about that ( Read more... )

NO. WAY.

A LETTER. IS LEADING THE WAY. TO CAPTURE THE VILLAIN. L? What sort of name is L? HOW CAN A MAN WITHOUT THE REMAINDER OF HIS NAME CAPTURE KIRA?!

AND I WAS EXECUTED? WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY? WHY WAS I EXECUTED? Th-This horrible man drove me around and this girl with blond hair was sitting next to me! THIS WAS HOW THEY TREATED ME AFTER ( Read more... )

La-dee-da! I am deeply disappointed in all of you people! Have you all lost touch with your inner-Tsuna? Why do you no longer poke him and prod him? WHAT IS WITH THE APATHY IN THE AIR?! Therefore! As Commander-in-Chief, and nominated twenty times as Most Beautiful, I have decided to sell limited-editions

TSUNA PLUSHIES~

FREE to all Worldwide Tsuna ( Read more... )

Ohhhhhh, that was suuuuch a long day. Why, I couldn't hardly leave the room, that dear boy--what's his name, Gokudera?--kept me entertained all day in bed! Why, he can do amazing things with his tongue! I was not bored for even a second! Th-Though I think it's quite strange to take advantage of such an innocent and lovely cleric like me. I-I'm ( Read more... )

IF YOU'RE MALE.

OR LOOK LIKE A MALE.

COME HERE.

((And she will now be running around frantically, hunting her prey, in her pink underwear.))

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

OH. NO. YOU. DIDN'T.

NOBODY BREAKS UP WITH THE GREAT LADY SERRA! NOBODY! NOBODY!!

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I. AM. IN. THE. PITS. OF. DESPAIR. PITS! PIIIITSSSS!!!!!

That's it. I mean it! I'M GOING TO BECOME A NUN.

Wolfram! I have decided to go to the ball with you. No ifs ands or buts about it, and I don't want you to argue. And don't run away screaming like a girl again. That's not respectable ( Read more... )