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[bubblyhealer]

IF YOU'RE MALE.

OR LOOK LIKE A MALE.

COME HERE.

((And she will now be running around frantically, hunting her prey, in her pink underwear.))

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[future_defender]

...

What's going on?

And WHY are you in your underwear?!

[bubblyhealer]

TRUNKS.

YOU'RE MARRYING ME.

GET ME A RING. NOW.

[future_defender]

...

...

WHAT?!?!

[bubblyhealer]

I. SAID.

GET. ME.

A.

DIAMOND.

RIIIIIINNGGGG.

♥ FIANCEEEEEEEE.

[raventhemerc]

*Danger senses tingling. Raven is going to be staying far, faaar away from Serra this week*

[bubblyhealer]

*SNAAAAAARL*

*RAVEN-SENSES ARE TINGLING AND NO MALE WILL BE LEFT UNTURNED*

[raventhemerc]

...

*he's not going to escape this one, is he?*

[bubblyhealer]

*SERRA CAN SMELL FEAR AND A POTENTIAL MATE*

[heroic_commoner]

Serra?

I mean, I thought you were crazy, but not THIS kind of crazy.

[bubblyhealer]

YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY ME.

AND YOU BETTER BE A GOOD KISSER.

[heroic_commoner]

What what what what WHAT?

I'm not marrying you! That's ridiculous!

[bubblyhealer]

WE. ARE. GETTING. MARRIED.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO KISS ME ON THE LIPS LIKE A REAL MAN.

[bellumetpax]

. . . *in shock before his 'proper decorum' mindset sets in* Lady Serra, please, make yourself decent!

[bubblyhealer]

WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED TOMORROW MORNING, GRUMPY-CATS.

[bellumetpax]

I- what?! What has gotten over you?! Is this her reaction to whatever she was talking about in her previous entry? It seems rather.. extreme.

Absolutely not! Marriage is a upheld constitution and, and- please put something on! There are laws against public indecency!

[bubblyhealer]

COME HERE, GRUMPY-CATS. AND THEN WE CAN GET MARRIED. AND HAVE KIDS. WE CAN NAME ONE AFTER YOU.

[notsandman]

What?

[bubblyhealer]

NEW FIANCEE. WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED. NOW COME HERE AND KISS ME.

[notsandman]

*Hold on a second. Brain rebooting. In the meantime, his sand's gonna be flailing around trying to find the apropriate reaction to this new situation*

[bubblyhealer]

*BUT DYINGWILLSERRA WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER*

YOU. ARE. MARRYING. ME. THAT'S. FINAL.