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[bubblyhealer]

IF YOU'RE MALE.

OR LOOK LIKE A MALE.

COME HERE.

((And she will now be running around frantically, hunting her prey, in her pink underwear.))

Comments

[a_fterthefirst]

What a curious practice.

[bubblyhealer]

CURIOUS WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NEW HUSBAND

AND YOU BETTER HAVE A TUXEDO FOR OUR WEDDING.

[a_fterthefirst]

I'm sorry, miss, I'm afraid that I make a habit of not marrying people before I know their name. Even cute people.

[bubblyhealer]

MARRIAGE NOW. NAMES LATER.

[x_of_time_x]

*facepalming and covering eyes in one clever fused gesture*

You're naked. Dear Gods. Why are you naked?

[bubblyhealer]

COME HERE YOU LITTLE FLUFFYSHRIMP

YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY ME. RIGHT NOW.

[x_of_time_x]

*sigh*

No.

[bubblyhealer]

YOU. ARE.

MARRYING ME.

AND THAT'S FINAL.

[totallynotaspaz]

*wants to be surprised, but has learned better by now--shields his eyes and just sighs instead*

What is it now, Serra?

[bubblyhealer]

YOU'RE MARRYING ME TOMORROW MORNING, SUPERKLUTZ.

[totallynotaspaz]

Wait--what? Since when?

[bubblyhealer]

NOW. COME ON, MARRY ME.

IT'LL BE FUN.

[king_of_thunder]

And this is exactly why you will never have a boyfriend.

[bubblyhealer]

YOU'RE MY NEW FIANCEE. AND BOYFRIEND.

MARRY ME, YOU FOOL.

[king_of_thunder]

THERE'S NO WAY I'M EVER MARRYING YOU. GOT THAT?

[bubblyhealer]

I. SAID.

YOU.

ARE.

MARRYING.

ME.

[no_good_tsuna]

GWAAAAAHHH!! *nosebleed knockout*

SERRA! WHY ARE YOU- *stare*

OMG! T-That's Dying Will mode!

EEEEEEE! I think I am going to go take a five minute vacation!!!

[bubblyhealer]

TSUUUUNNAAAAAAAA.

YOU.

ARE.

MARRYING ME.

NOW.

[no_good_tsuna]

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! *running away*

CURSE YOU, REBORN!!!

[bubblyhealer]

I'M YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND! YOU'RE MARRYING ME AND THAT'S FIIINAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL