Come One, Come All!

[bubblyhealer]

ATTENTION ALL

Being Mist's guardian/roommate, I know that once people see her cuteness, they will come flocking to her! So, being her guardian, I have set up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have the chance to become the boyfriend and/or girlfriend of the one and only MIST.

SO COME QUICKLY! This is a limited time offer!

MIST

can cook
works

Comments

[badass_bells]

You actually woke me up from all the way up in my room.

Get a voice low-pitched enough not to carry three miles or shut the hell up.

[bubblyhealer]

You are big and scary, so that unfortunately disqualifies you from being Mist's boyfriend and/or girlfriend.

Er . . . sorry . . . But it was for an important cause!

[mistshine]

Serra this one doesn't look as agreeable as Sir Byakuya please please please try not to make people angry

[badass_bells]

I ain't looking for a woman and before you jump to conclusions, sure as hell not a man, either.

And as far as I can tell neither is your friend. You're wasting time and making noise.

[laconicshadow]

Lecherous?

[bubblyhealer]

Lecherous.

[laconicshadow]

You truly have no semblance of sanity.

[bubblyhealer]

You are dark and depressing. You are also DISQUALIFIED from courting Mist. However, under Ike's rather pressuring statements, I will let you have unmoderated conversations with Mist, as long as she approves and does not feel that you are lecherous.

. . . Is black your favorite color?

[leilaless]

Serra, is it?

. . . I won't say anything.

[bubblyhealer]

Th-that's good? Or bad? It's important to speak your mind! And yes, it is Serra! Good to see you again, Leila!

Are you here to apply?

[leilaless]

No, I am not. Mist has to be at least ten years younger than I.

Are you trying to make the girl die from embarrassment?

[bubblyhealer]

Oh, really? You look relatively young! Very exuberant skin, healthy skin!

I have no such evil reasoning! I am a cleric, not a murderer, after all. I don't dabble in those dirty arts.

[orewadareda]

Truly a magnificent gesture, lady Serra! Your dedication to your roomate's well-being is an inspiration to the Gurren Brigade!

[bubblyhealer]

Thank you, Kamina-sama! I always look forward to compliments from a justice-fighter as great as you!

[versicolored]

Should - Should I even attempt to question the validity of this~?

Was there really a need to say names? And since when did Tsuna become a lady?

[bubblyhealer]

It is very valid more or less. Do not doubt! If you are here to apply, I must say, because you are my vassal, you are QUALIFIED to become the boyfriend and/or girlfriend of Mist!

. . . Oh, tsk! You're right! Your name should have gone up there too! How forgetful of me. Let's see, your name should have been with the people who can't girls . . . wonder if it's too late to add it in now . . . forgive me for forgetting! And you simple-minded fellow! Tsuna isn't a lady! But he insisted on becoming a lady-in-waiting. Do you want to be a lady-in-waiting too?

[versicolored]

Er - okay...

I'm... I'm hurt... I think... but I don't want to 'get girls' anyways... And unfortunately, I'm not a lady, and that would be a problem if I were a lady-in-waiting.

[bubblyhealer]

. . . ONLY SLIGHTLY. You look like a girl from a certain angle, anyway! Besides, it's an upgrade from vassal~