M-Matthew!! You've turned into a girl as well?! I . . . I don't see how that cheers me up, but thank you for keeping me company I suppose. Ah . . . at least I'm not alone in this endeavor!
Me? No, still male. And may I add that I am hurt and shocked that you couldn't tell the difference. I shall chalk it up to the impaired vision you are suffering as a result of your newfound masculine pleasures.
You're not still male! I have perfect eyesight! I can clearly see that you are a female! You cannot trick me. Don't try to deny it, dear Matthew! Denial will only hurt you!
. . . Wait. What masculine pleasures. There are no masculine pleasures!! Explain to me these so-called 'masculine pleasures,' right now!!!
*Genuinely alarmed* What the Hell!? No one told me this kind of thing happened around here! It better not be catching...
I...er, I'm sure it will be okay, Serra. Maybe you can...look at this as a learning experience? A very uncomfortable, ugly and terrible learning experience? *not good at comforting people*
Waaaahhhh! I don't want to stay a man! Men are horrible! Men are ugly and stupid and terrible and have no fashion taste whatsoever! How can you even stand it?!
By the way, do you know what this weird thingy between my legs is called? I didn't have this before!!
W-wait! Wait! I'm not contagious, I don't think. I don't want to stay a man! I like talking to people!! WHY AM I A MAN?! HOW CAN ANYBODY STAND BEING A MAN? Y-YOU! YOU'RE A MAN!! TELL ME HOW TO STAND THIS PAIN!!!
STOP LOOKING SO HAPPY!! Even if you were infected (are you infected? It's hard to tell!!!) it wouldn't affect you much because you are gender-ambiguous anyways!! You don't understand the pains of being a beautiful lady and suddenly converting into a man! A MAN!!! MAAAAAAN!!
A-ah! Ah, no, it's not your fault that nobody is able to discern your gender . . . I suppose it's just your curse! Here, cheer up! Maybe we can steal an apple from the kitchen when nobody is looking~
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AHHHHH! OF COURSE I DON'T MAKE A GOOD MAN YOU IDIOT I MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LADY LA-DY!!!
A-ah! No! Gunter! YOU'VE TURNED INTO A LADY AS WELL?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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B-but that's horrid! To change into a lady with your man-parts still there!
But while we're on the subject, what are these man-parts?
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. . . Wait. What masculine pleasures. There are no masculine pleasures!! Explain to me these so-called 'masculine pleasures,' right now!!!
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Serra...*snort* I-I am sure it is just temporary. And honestly.. you still look very... weird pretty.
Maybe this is because you said you and Johan had the same amount of femininity. Well.. that seems to be true now. ^^
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I...er, I'm sure it will be okay, Serra. Maybe you can...look at this as a learning experience? A very uncomfortable, ugly and terrible learning experience? *not good at comforting people*
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Waaaahhhh! I don't want to stay a man! Men are horrible! Men are ugly and stupid and terrible and have no fashion taste whatsoever! How can you even stand it?!
By the way, do you know what this weird thingy between my legs is called? I didn't have this before!!
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(OOC: *Giggles like mad* I <3 Serra)
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((♥))
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