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[bubblyhealer]

It's that time of year again! What could it be, you ask? Well, ob-vi-ously, it is . . . DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.

THE HOTTEST MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR LIST

I know you were all waiting with bated breath for this! Never to fear, I, and a panel of trustworthy judges, including -coughcoughcough-, have wisely thought about this for fifteen minutes fifteen days

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[bubblyhealer]

It means a guy who is open for dating! That means, if you want a boyfriend, any of these guys would be good choices.

You should go after one~

[bubblyhealer]

Yep! Cap'n Aizen even said it was an honor! It's an award ceremony, really. And this also makes it easier for you to find a boyfriend, if you so choose~

[aboveheaven]

Oh my. You've been on an absolute flurry of creativity recently haven't you?

[bubblyhealer]

I'm always on a flurry of creativity. But you should be happy! Being a hot bachelor is no easy task, you know~

[aboveheaven]

I'm honored to have been placed so high.

[bubblyhealer]

It is an honor, isn't it? But a completely deserved one! I mean, you have the title-- Captain of Whatever-- and that probably comes with riches and you have a pleasant personality!

What are you Captain of again, anyway?

[lovelyvenus]

You ought to include pictures. I mean I know Ike is a hottie and if 'Kitty' is who I think he is then he's awesome as well, but I can't keep the others straight!

Innes deserves a write in vote, he's got the personality...though I don't know about wealth and I've only seen him as a chicken....

[bubblyhealer]

Include pictures? Hmm, but they're always around, anyway! Besides! Seeing them in person is much better than a picture, anyway~ And Ike is obviously the hottest of them all. If you've already met him, I see no problems here!

. . . A chicken?

[lovelyvenus]

I haven't met many people yet, sadly. I must go stalking exploring.

Is there really a Lord Frumpyfrowns?

Yes, he was sick, so he turned into a magical talking chicken.

[bubblyhealer]

Lord Frumpyfrowns is called Lord Robin, really, and he's the red-haired man with a constant frown of his face. He is also known by Lord Permafrown and Lord Unhappypants. AND YOU MUST MEET THESE BACHELORS! I mean, a girl must make acquaintances with these types of people!

A magical . . . talking . . . chicken.

[orewadareda]

Kitty? You mean Kittan? Haven't seen him around here in awhile.

((Cause he got dropped))

[bubblyhealer]

No, that's Kitten. I haven't seen him for a while, either! Nope, Kitty is Ranulf, and Ranulf is my kitty-cat. You really must come and play with him sometime!

[orewadareda]

Ranulf, eh? Haven't met him. Does he pierce the heavens with burning spirit?

[bubblyhealer]

Certainly! And he has cat ears, so that's another bonus!

[x_of_time_x]

I have a bad feeling about this. Did you even ask these people first?

[bubblyhealer]

. . . Wow, you're kinda squishy. Hmmmm . . . okay! You're my newest vassal! Congratulations! Unfortunately, your squishiness disqualifies you for the list. Don't be too jealous now~

[x_of_time_x]

...What?

[bubblyhealer]

You. Are. My. Vassal. Now.

In fact, you shall be Squishy #3. Yes, yes, matter settled. Tell me your name, Squishy #3!