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"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then then next 16 years telling them to shut up and sit down" -
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If my scale had a brain, I'd be pretty sure that it's mentally retarded. According to it, i've gained 10 lbs since yesterday. (287 to 297). When I checked again later, i'd magically lost 3 since yesterday (284 ( Read more... ) -
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I think someone stole my helmet ( Read more... ) -
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I made a decision the other day that I was going to try to keep some of my stupid comments to myself. Because I do tend to belt out some really "wtf?" worthy shit on occasion.
I honestly think that I sometimes try too hard to be clever. It's embarrassing, and I'm sure, none too endearing.
So far, i'm failing. -
Sugar Weirdness
Wake up test - 152
an hour later, i'm feeling all sorts of horrible. So I test again - 209
ouch.
3 hours later, still feeling miserable, so test again - 134.
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How in the hell did that happen?
While riding to work thing morning, I noticed that my bike sounded...off ( Read more... )
