Interesting i should stumble across you, little Live Journal. I haven't updated you in 2 years now! I was quite out of it during those months in 2004, but it makes me laugh to read some of the stupidest things i've ever written. Actually i guess i was funny, in a demented sort of way. I promise to try to update more often, or at least have ( Read more... )

I think i might have to get a job soon. Updating my journal once everyone week and a half isn't paying enough to maintain my super lavish lifestyle of Beach and Beer, plus I don't get off on it as much as one might think ( Read more... )

http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/

What??? You don't know pen missle??

Reeeeeerrrrrrh!!!

This made my day. They even have panties.

Oh yeah, the word on the street is that people appear to read this sometimes!!! Okay, well one person does (two if you count me!) and i should've posted the IM conversation that went:

You: Hey, your journal is witty and funny and i read it a lot!
Me: Thank you for acknowledging my burgeoning talent. Have you noticed i just used the 25 cent word " ( Read more... )

Except that might be all i have to say. I'll have to work on expanding my whole journal entry past the subject line ( Read more... )

Ok, i'm not really going to write about ether. But i don't want anyone to read this entry. Oh wait! No one reads them anyway! Is this the trendy "blog" i keep hearing so much about? Maybe i should go make some friends out in LiveJournal.com land. But since i find so much of peoples' writing uninteresting, unstomachabley boring, grammatically ( Read more... )

I really like the subject line, because, you know, it's really funny when i announce that i'm back and there is no one here. But i like writing on here when i'm not out being unemployed and hanging out on the corner yelling at people or out getting obnoxious and drunk at someone. Whoa i just had Slurpee Head Rush, i think it's time to go ( Read more... )

I don't think I will even finish this journal entry. I especially like that i write these so no one will read them. I think its just an exercise in seeing if i can write more than 5 sentences without losing interest ( Read more... )

so i have this new job. it is a stupid one. but i actually like it a lot. almost everyone i work with for the most part is a complete stiff, so i can sit around an make fun of them all day long to the two people i work with who aren't complete stiffs. My boss is like Betty, from "Kung Pow:Enter the Fist," one of the greatest movies ever made ( Read more... )

i feel like writing one more. i went to whole foods the other day (okay, this day was probably back in 1996 because i was still in high school, and it wasn't whole foods then, it was fresh fields, but shutup) and forgot what i was going to say because i just started thinking about when i went to fresh fields for the first time i was living in DC ( Read more... )