Eggs are not dairy. They are in some dairy products but they themselves are not dairy. Dairy refers to products made from animal mammary liquid. Birds that lay eggs we eat do not produce milk. Mayonnaise is made from egg whites and vinegar. NOT dairy. Please, if this came as a shock, visit a farm.
or are people who make "[insert semi-offensive statement about a group here]. It's okay, I can say that. My ____ is a ____," statements horribly funny? Extra emphasis on horribly, of course, but I can't help laughing at the person who says that kind of thing and thinks they're covering their ass in the racism department.